Mingnon's Anti-Yaoi Meme

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EDIT 5/11/13: Dear God. I just. I. I'm so sorry. I made this forever ago, this is so insensitive...... I've changed I swear. I actually do like certain types of yaoi nowadays, I can't believe I ever thought like this. I still don't like the rabid fangirls, but... jeez, "you're never gonna get a boyfriend?" I can't believe I was so mean. So yeah. I made this a long time ago, please forgive me if this is offensive. I'm sorry. I'm not like this anymore.

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EDIT 2/22/11: Okay, I thought I made this clear, but apparently I didn't. I DON'T THINK ALL YAOI FANS ARE LIKE THIS. I AM A SENSIBLE HUMAN BEING. Yes, the really extreme fans annoy me, but that's about it. Heck, my best friend is a yaoi fan. IF YOU CANNOT TAKE A JOKE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO MOVE ON. PLEASE DO NOT WHINE TO ME ABOUT HOW I'M INSENSITIVE, OR DISRESPECTFUL, OR PROFILING. IT'S CALLED A RANT. THEY'RE FUN. NOT SERIOUS. Jeez, people............... oh and to all you extreme yaoi fans out there who say (in response to the last panel) that I need to get over the fact that there are homosexual pairings.... I did long ago. It's not the pairings themselves I hate. It's the rabid fans. You guys need to get over the fact that not every fictional guy is gay. /endminirant

1. Not all yaoi is bad in my eyes (and not all yaoi-fans are like this in my eyes, either). Canon yaoi, reasonable yaoi, and actual love-based yaoi are all perfectly fine. I'm referring to the plotless, smutty fanservice you find these days. Plus, remember that yaoi is strictly PORN. Shonen-ai (boy love) can still chafe, but it's a hell of a lot better than buttsecks.

2. I'm not a homophobe. I'm bisexual, so that wouldn't make much sense, now would it?

3. The thing about never getting a BF/GF: Never a BF because they won't wanna submit to/deal with your fantasies, never a GF because, well..... they're a girl. Girls don't fit into yaoi.

4. That NarutoxSasuke yaoi isn't real. I'm good with HTML. It's just a file on my computer.

5. A futanari is... well, here: [link]

6. Last 2 panels are a shout-out to the few rabid fangirls who will PUKE at the very IDEA of their OTP so much as TOUCHING a female character.

7. Heavy & Medic = TF2
Dexter & Mandark = Dexter's Lab
Chase & Jack = Xiaolin Showdown
Harry & Ron = Harry Potter
Carly & Sam = iCarly

8. Those three goofballs in the 8th panel belong to Stephanie Meyer and... the company that made the Twilight movies...